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When I was just a little boy, I asked my mother what should I be, Should I be Pompey, Should I be Saints, Here's what she said to me, Wash your mouth my son, Go get you father's gun, And shoot the Pompey scum, And support the Saints, Wash your mouth my son, Go get you father's gun, And shoot the Pompey scum, And support the Saints, We hate Pompey, We hate Pompey...
James Ward Pwowse used to support Portsmouth (The Skates), but he's OK now